The Only Time I Wish I was a Bitch!

Leona Helmsley has willed $12 million dollars to her lap dog...the only breathing think that loved her apparently. I will always think of this bitch when I'm writing Sallie Mae another check to pay for my useless Music Theater degree. Any rich old people want me to sit on your lap and go for walks? I will even shit in a park and eat Alpo. I need to climb out of middle class poverty, stat!

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Wed, 08/29/2007 - 16:45 Written by JodiMurph