Some observations for the attached photo:

1. What about pouty-face up front? Does anyone else want to punch that kid?
2. Why is the man in the middle giving us "the Birdman?" Is that the new "are you a friend of Dorothy?"
3. None of these ladies has even begun to shave yet.
4. Do ANY of these pieces of garbage ever step back, look around at their crew, smell all the products, notice all of the conspicuously absent eyebrows, the tanning cream, the pink fabric, the open collars, and think, "Holy shit. We are SO gay that we have gone RIGHT THROUGH gay, BACK into straight, then BACK into gay again, and then PAST gay to female, and then to lesbian, then to BUTCH, then to new-age omni-sexual and then BOOM right back into gay again?"
5. Why don't dads hit their kids anymore? You see what happens, Safety Generation parents? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?