So the Fantastic 4 opens today. I was going to see it until somebody told me that Jessica Alba was the Invisible Girl. Really? That's some gutsy casting. I mean, I could see if she was Silent Girl or I-have-nothing-to-do-with-the plot-but-I'm-still-on-screen Girl but c'mon. Pretty much the only reason this movie will make a billion dollars in DVD sales is because of old perverts who don't understand how to use the internet yet.

Invisible? Why?